zizino:

friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch

lameborghini:

my biggest tip that i can offer to anyone is to fake confidence until it’s real

(Source: arabshawty)

punk-rock-castiel:

your-grandmah:

day 23: they still think im one of them

I stared at this picture for like 5 minutes and then i concluded that the different one was the last one because of the chinese letters

punk-rock-castiel:

your-grandmah:

day 23: they still think im one of them

I stared at this picture for like 5 minutes and then i concluded that the different one was the last one because of the chinese letters

breadmaakesyoufat:

shut the fuck up hermione you fucking nerd.

(Source: nevillles)

(Source: ibeencertified)

awwww-cute:

He likes to go through the garden and find the perfect cucumber for him

awwww-cute:

He likes to go through the garden and find the perfect cucumber for him

grinderman2:

frozenfoxtails:

grinderman2:

*gets on tiptoes to whisper into dairy cow’s ear* why ya titty out

How short are you that you need to stand on your toes to talk to a cow?

Looks like we got ourselves a city slicker

(Source: mouzeron)

queenof420:

The one good thing about having large hands is when someone says “only take a handful” and you’re like

image

(Source: mhvkhg)